Send me a dirty message on anon, and if I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win.
GOOOO
Do it.
no one can embarrass me
no one
<— invincible against ALL THE AWKWARD. >:3
I’m easily flustered, but most people are too shy to send me anything! I REMAIN CHAMPION.
((Oh, please? It’d be appreciated since I’m about to go into a boring meeting…))
never gonna happen. lol.
(Source: come-here-you-fucking-bitch, via lipstickstainsandlattes)

