What do you mean you aren’t shipping my book until the 25th of January?! I’ve had it on order since June 29th, 2011! GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

On a sad note, I just cried like a small child. I am sad. I won’t get to read Mr. Green’s new book for at least two weeks.

I hope you’re happy, Amazon. There is a disturbance in the force.